287 Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather Have a pet spider or Have a tail like a monkey?

Would you rather Have your birthday twice a year or Celebrate your birthday for a whole week?

Would you rather Have the eyesight of an eagle or Have unlimited money that you can only spend on other people?

Would you rather Never eat ice cream again or Eat every meal with chopsticks?

Would you rather Trade places with your teacher for a day or Have your school day end at lunch?

Would you rather Have an alarm clock that cooks breakfast or Have a friend who lives in another country you can visit?

Would you rather Work early mornings and finish at noon or Answer emails only once a week?

Would you rather Have a pet parrot that talks all day or Have a pet snake?

Would you rather Have a 3D printer that prints any toy or Put hot sauce on everything you eat?

Would you rather Have three eyes or Sweat maple syrup?

Would you rather Have your best friend in every class or Have recess three times a day?

Would you rather Have a watch that translates any language or Have a 3D printer that prints any toy?

Would you rather Have a 3D printer that prints any toy or Have headphones that play the perfect song for your mood?

Would you rather Be a famous footballer or Write a book everyone reads at school?

Would you rather Have glasses that show you people's names or Be able to fly like a bird?

Would you rather Have a bed that makes itself or Have a games room in your house?

Would you rather Get a massage chair at your desk or Have a manager job with a big team?

Would you rather Have a 3D printer that prints any toy or Have a robot that does your chores but sings while it works?

Would you rather Design your own video game or Be a chess champion?

Would you rather Live in a house controlled by your voice or Talk to anyone in the world through a hologram?

Would you rather Eat a whole lemon without making a face or Have unlimited lives in every game?

Would you rather Stay in fun hotels on the trip or Drive a convertible with the top down?

Would you rather Have your own travel show or Be recognised everywhere you go?

Would you rather Go to school only three days a week or Have school start at noon?

Would you rather Only be able to whisper or Sweat maple syrup?

Would you rather Catch fireflies in a jar and let them go or Ride your bike everywhere all summer?

Would you rather Have a door that opens with a secret password or Have eyebrows that move on their own?

Would you rather Have feet as big as pizza boxes or Burp every time you say your name?

Would you rather Have a friend who lives next door or Go camping with your whole class?

Would you rather Have a song written about you or Be interviewed on TV once?

Would you rather Have a pet spider or Have ten pet puppies?

Would you rather Have dessert before every dinner or Have a secret room in your house?

Would you rather Get a surprise romantic trip every year or Grow old in a lively city flat together?

Would you rather Eat only burgers for a year or Drink only milkshakes for a year?

Would you rather Never eat french fries again or Have a fridge that orders food before it runs out?

Would you rather Eat only french fries for a year or Eat every meal with chopsticks?

Would you rather Have a partner who always makes you laugh or Have breakfast in bed together every Sunday?

Would you rather Be the best player on a football team or Have a treehouse club with all your friends?

Would you rather Sit in the front seat the whole trip or Stay in one amazing place the whole trip?

Would you rather Eat only chocolate for a year or Never eat pizza again?

Would you rather Have your birthday on a Saturday every year or Spend your birthday in the snow?

Would you rather Only be able to flirt using pirate language or Have your first date narrated like a sports match?

Would you rather Sleep under glow-in-the-dark stars or Swap secrets until you fall asleep?

Would you rather Choose all the music for the whole trip or Drive a campervan with a kitchen?

Would you rather Have a friend who lives next door or Have a sleepover every weekend?

Would you rather Always agree on what to watch or Have a date night every week no matter what?

Would you rather Have a games room in your house or Eat only ice cream for a year?

Would you rather Be invisible whenever you want or Be able to jump as high as a building?

Would you rather Always have to dance when music plays in public or Wear socks with sandals for a summer?

Would you rather Have recess three times a day or Be able to eat snacks in class?

Would you rather Never argue about chores or Grow old in a lively city flat together?

Would you rather Play video games as your job or Have a robot that does your chores but sings while it works?

Would you rather Dance in the kitchen every night or Always split the last slice fairly?

Would you rather Always have to dance when music plays in public or Get dating advice only from strangers on the bus?

Would you rather Have a white Christmas once every ten years but magical or Spend Christmas on a sunny beach?

Would you rather Be the friend who plans all the fun or Have a sleepover every weekend?

Would you rather Have a pet monkey or Have an alarm clock that cooks breakfast?

Would you rather Never need to sleep or Have night vision?

Would you rather Sleep in a tent in the garden or Watch three movies in a row?

Would you rather Eat only pizza for a year or Eat the world's spiciest pepper once?

Would you rather Be able to juggle five balls or Always win at board games?

Would you rather Work in an office with a slide and a nap room or Never sit in traffic on the way to work again?

Would you rather Do makeovers on each other or Wake up first and plan a surprise breakfast?

Would you rather Build a gingerbread house you can actually live in or Wrap presents perfectly every time?

Would you rather Be a famous actor or Write a book everyone reads at school?

Would you rather Have a friend who always saves you a seat or Trade lunches with a friend every day for a month?

Would you rather Bring your pet to work every day or Answer emails only once a week?

Would you rather Have a friend who lives next door or Have a friend group that meets every Sunday?

Would you rather Sleep in a new place every night or Take a train instead and watch the world go by?

Would you rather Have a four-day work week forever or Never sit in traffic on the way to work again?

Would you rather Have a longer lunch break every day or Go to school only three days a week?

Would you rather Always have to dance when music plays in public or Always be the one who has to call the restaurant?

Would you rather Have a chocolate fountain in your kitchen or Have a robot that cooks for you?

Would you rather Have a drone that follows you and films your life or Cry sprinkles instead of tears?

Would you rather Have a midnight snack feast or Do makeovers on each other?

Would you rather Have your texts read aloud at work or Always cry at adverts?

Would you rather Only be able to flirt using cooking metaphors or Have your first date narrated like a sports match?

Would you rather Give gifts but never receive any or Receive gifts but never give any?

Would you rather Be the funniest person in your town or Be able to draw anything perfectly?

Would you rather Have super strength or Be able to walk through walls?

Would you rather Make a wish that comes true but only a tiny one or Have your birthday off school and work forever?

Would you rather Build the biggest sandcastle on the beach or Get up early and have the beach to yourself?

Would you rather Have a date night every week no matter what or Plan every date yourself and keep them guessing?

Would you rather Eat ice cream with ketchup or Lick a frozen pole once?

Would you rather Never have to do chores again or Have a mirror that compliments you every morning?

Would you rather Always agree on where to eat or Be able to read each other's minds on date night?

Would you rather Be as strong as a bear or Win a team trophy with your friends?

Would you rather Have a backpack that carries itself or Have a game console from the future?

Would you rather Have no homework ever again or Have a swimming pool at school?

Would you rather Have free lunch at work every day or Have a manager job with a big team?

Would you rather Eat only pancakes for a year or Drink only lemonade for a year?

Would you rather Only be able to flirt using pirate language or Have your love life rated by your grandparents?

Would you rather Have ears that wiggle when you're excited or Talk in a squeaky voice for a week?

Would you rather Spend the summer at a lake cabin or Catch fireflies in a jar and let them go?

Would you rather Be a champion at hide and seek or Race a horse on foot and win?

Would you rather Be able to shrink to the size of an ant or Be able to talk to plants?

Would you rather Plan every stop of the trip in advance or Take a photo at every stop and make an album?

Would you rather Have a pet spider or Have a kangaroo's pouch to carry your things?

Would you rather Eat only cheese for a year or Never eat ice cream again?

Would you rather Spend the summer at a lake cabin or Find a secret swimming spot?

Would you rather Never argue about chores or Have one big adventure holiday together every year?

Would you rather Start a club with your friends or Have a friend who always saves you a seat?

Would you rather Be able to do a backflip whenever you want or Have thunderstorms with no lightning?

Would you rather Have a bounce house in your garden for your birthday week or Make a wish that comes true but only a tiny one?

Would you rather Have a pet dragon or Have a robot that does your chores but sings while it works?

Would you rather Be able to rewind time by one minute or Be able to walk through walls?

Would you rather Have a partner who always makes you laugh or Have your partner plan a mystery date every month?

Would you rather Have a statue of you in your home town or Have a song written about you?

Would you rather Bring your pet to work every day or Have an office in a treehouse?

Would you rather Swim in a pool with a giant slide or Eat watermelon every day?

Would you rather Have one big adventure holiday together every year or Finish each other's sentences?

Would you rather Play board games until midnight or Sleep under glow-in-the-dark stars?

Would you rather Make it snow on your birthday every year or Have super strength?

Would you rather Drive through mountains for a week or Drive a convertible with the top down?

Would you rather Be the friend everyone calls for advice or Start a club with your friends?

Would you rather Live where it snows all year or Have breakfast in bed every Sunday?

Would you rather Have a surprise party every year or Have your birthday on a Saturday every year?

Would you rather Be a famous footballer or Be famous for inventing something useful?

Would you rather Live where it's summer all year or Be the best player on a basketball team?

Would you rather Have a nose that honks when you sneeze or Have eyebrows that move on their own?

Would you rather Have a birthday party at a water park or Have a birthday party at a zoo?

Would you rather Be a famous singer or Be a famous actor?

Would you rather Shoot lasers from your eyes or Be able to duplicate yourself for one hour a day?

Would you rather Be able to talk to animals or Have a 3D printer that prints any toy?

Would you rather Get only surprise gifts forever or Wrap presents perfectly every time?

Would you rather Have a self-driving bike or Have a mirror that compliments you every morning?

Would you rather Have a class pet dragon or Have your school day end at lunch?

Would you rather Do makeovers on each other or Have a dance party in pyjamas?

Would you rather Have a lemonade stand that everyone loves or Stay up late every night of summer?

Would you rather Have meetings only while walking or Have a coffee machine that knows your order?

Would you rather Have a pet unicorn or Have it rain candy once a week?

Would you rather Get a small thoughtful gift every week or Have one big adventure holiday together every year?

Would you rather Be able to eat snacks in class or Have a photographic memory?

Would you rather Stay up all night at a sleepover or Have a pillow fight championship?

Would you rather Never eat ice cream again or Live in a house with 20 pets?

Would you rather Have x-ray vision or Be able to shrink to the size of an ant?

Would you rather Be able to run as fast as a cheetah or Live where it snows all year?

Would you rather Have ears that wiggle when you're excited or Have wheels instead of feet?

Would you rather Be able to understand what dogs are thinking or Be able to run as fast as a cheetah?

Would you rather Eat only noodles for a year or Never eat chocolate again?

Would you rather Have to wink at everyone you meet or Have an embarrassing ringtone you cannot change?

Would you rather Have school start at noon or Be able to change the weather?

Would you rather Eat a worm sandwich or Eat a burger with jelly on it?

Would you rather Eat only chocolate for a year or Eat every meal with your hands?

Would you rather Have a trampoline floor in your bedroom or Build the tallest LEGO tower in the world?

Would you rather Have a karaoke night in pyjamas or Wake up first and plan a surprise breakfast?

Would you rather Have a sleepover every weekend or Always win arguments but lose friends over it?

Would you rather Be a famous chef or Have a song written about you?

Would you rather Have headphones that play the perfect song for your mood or Be invisible but only when nobody is looking anyway?

Would you rather Always be the one who has to call the restaurant or Have autocorrect sabotage one message a day?

Would you rather Cook together every evening or Have one big adventure holiday together every year?

Would you rather Drive through mountains for a week or Stop at every viewpoint on the way?

Would you rather Never get wet in the rain or Have a skateboard that flies?

Would you rather Have a cinema room in your house or Live in a house with 20 pets?

Would you rather Live through the same perfect day twice or Live in a house controlled by your voice?

Would you rather Eat a burger with jelly on it or Burp bubbles?

Would you rather Only communicate by singing for a year or Be able to charge your phone by holding it?

Would you rather Have a pet spider or Live next door to a zoo?

Would you rather Have a partner who always makes you laugh or Have a song that is only yours as a couple?

Would you rather Have snowball fights with the whole street or Have Christmas twice a year?

Would you rather Have a water fight every weekend or Ride your bike everywhere all summer?

Would you rather Visit the moon or Win an Olympic gold medal in swimming?

Would you rather Have a skateboard that flies or Have a holiday home on the beach?

Would you rather Eat only french fries for a year or Have breakfast food for every meal?

Would you rather Have a tree swing over a river or Stay up late every night of summer?

Would you rather Have a slide instead of stairs at school or Be able to eat snacks in class?

Would you rather Wear wet socks for a day or Have a frog live in your hat?

Would you rather Have ten pet puppies or Hiccup every time you laugh?

Would you rather Have two shorter summers a year or Stay up late every night of summer?

Would you rather Be able to fly or Be able to grow as tall as a giant?

Would you rather Have a Christmas tree that never drops needles or Have snowball fights with the whole street?

Would you rather Have your house decorated with a million lights or Eat Christmas dinner for a week straight?

Would you rather Visit a volcano up close or Trade lunches with a friend every day for a month?

Would you rather Wear a Santa hat all December or Spend Christmas at a snowy cabin?

Would you rather Accidentally reply-all to a company email once a year or Wear socks with sandals for a summer?

Would you rather Eat ice cream with ketchup or Have hair that smells like cheese?

Would you rather Have your browser history read aloud at a family dinner or Accidentally reply-all to a company email once a year?

Would you rather Have one giant gift or Spend your birthday at the beach?

Would you rather Celebrate your birthday for a whole week or Have a famous singer sing happy birthday to you?

Would you rather Have pizza day every day at school or Never have to wake up early for school?

Would you rather Have the whole back seat to yourself or Drive a convertible with the top down?

Would you rather Eat a raw onion like an apple or Eat ice cream with ketchup?

Would you rather Start a band with your friends or Have a friend who always shares their snacks?

Would you rather Have a pet monkey or Be able to swim like a dolphin?

Would you rather Be as strong as a bear or Ride a camel to school?

Would you rather Be able to draw anything perfectly or Have ten close friends who adore you but no followers?

Would you rather Talk in a squeaky voice for a week or Only be able to shout?

Would you rather Breathe underwater but only in fresh water or Have a 3D printer that prints any toy?

Would you rather Have school start at noon or Do all your schoolwork outside?

Would you rather Win an Olympic gold medal in running or Never drop a catch?

Would you rather Have a tongue as long as a frog's or Have a robot that does your chores but sings while it works?

Would you rather Have free lunch at work every day or Work only with your best friends?

Would you rather Have a pet penguin or Be as strong as a bear?

Would you rather Have wifi everywhere you go, even in space or Have headphones that play the perfect song for your mood?

Would you rather Talk in a squeaky voice for a week or Have webbed fingers like a frog?

Would you rather Have a song written about you or Be able to go anywhere without being recognised?

Would you rather Have a robot that cooks for you or Have a library room in your house?

Would you rather Eat only noodles for a year or Never eat cake again?

Would you rather Have a million followers but no famous friends or Have a statue of you in your home town?

Would you rather Eat a spoonful of the world's hottest sauce or Eat a lemon with the peel on?

Would you rather Eat only sushi for a year or Live in an igloo?

Would you rather Have fingers as long as pencils or Have webbed fingers like a frog?

Would you rather Eat pickles dipped in chocolate or Pick up litter in the park for a week?

Would you rather Have a pet unicorn or Ride an ostrich to school?

Would you rather Have a friend who always shares their snacks or Have a friend who knows every game?

Would you rather Have a tree growing through your living room or Have a door that opens with a secret password?

Would you rather Have a bed that makes itself or Be the smartest kid in school?

Would you rather Wear pyjamas to work every day or Never do paperwork again?

Would you rather Sneeze glitter or Have three eyes?

Would you rather Have a swimming pool at school or Have a robot do your homework but check it yourself?

Would you rather Eat only sushi for a year or Eat only pasta for a year?

Would you rather Have hair that changes colour with your mood or Smell like popcorn all the time?

Would you rather Burp bubbles or Let a snail crawl across your hand?

Would you rather Eat a spoonful of the world's hottest sauce or Sneeze every time you see a dog?

Would you rather Have a big group of good friends or Have matching outfits with your best friend for a week?

Would you rather Have a job where you travel monthly or Have an office with a sea view?

Would you rather Star in one huge movie and then live quietly or Write a book everyone reads at school?

Would you rather Have glow-in-the-dark walls or Have breakfast in bed every Sunday?

Would you rather Eat a worm sandwich or Have a spider as a roommate?

Would you rather Have a birthday party at a zoo or Have all your friends perform a dance at your party?

Would you rather Get a surprise romantic trip every year or Grow old in a cottage by the sea together?

Would you rather Ride an ostrich to school or Have a pet that never stops growing?

Would you rather Have an elf help you with chores in December or Wrap presents perfectly every time?

Would you rather Speak only in questions for a year or Have a bed that makes itself?

Would you rather Work from home forever or Be your own boss with a small income?

Would you rather Watch three movies in a row or Make popcorn with every topping?

Would you rather Never eat cake again or Live in a castle?

Would you rather Have a robot that cleans your room or Have breakfast in bed every Sunday?

Would you rather Be a famous scientist or Be able to play any instrument instantly?

Would you rather Have breath that smells like garlic for a month or Sneeze every time you see a dog?

Would you rather Spend the summer at a lake cabin or Learn to surf in one summer?

Would you rather Have a tongue as long as a frog's or Grow a new hairstyle every morning?

Would you rather Visit one big city or Collect a souvenir from every stop?

Would you rather Never sit in traffic on the way to work again or Work nights and have days free?

Would you rather Have a trampoline floor in your bedroom or Walk on water but only when it's raining?

Would you rather Have your own cooking show or Be able to go anywhere without being recognised?

Would you rather Plan your own party down to the last detail or Have a famous singer sing happy birthday to you?

Would you rather Have to high-five everyone you meet or Have to wink at everyone you meet?

Would you rather Run at super speed or Have a pet snake?

Would you rather Have a pet unicorn or Have a pet elephant?

Would you rather Have recess three times a day or Have a sleepover every weekend?

Would you rather Play video games as your job or Design your own video game?

Would you rather Drive a campervan with a kitchen or Drive a convertible with the top down?

Would you rather Burp every time you say your name or Go camping with your whole class?

Would you rather Build a gingerbread house you can actually live in or Spend Christmas on a sunny beach?

Would you rather Never eat ice cream again or Put hot sauce on everything you eat?

Would you rather Stay in one amazing place the whole trip or Take a photo at every stop and make an album?

Would you rather Have a drone that follows you and films your life or Talk to anyone in the world through a hologram?

Would you rather Never eat pizza again or Drink only lemonade for a year?

Would you rather Always agree on where to eat or Have a date night every week no matter what?

Would you rather Be the friend everyone calls for advice or Go camping with your whole class?

Would you rather Have a secret room in your house or Have a robot that cooks for you?

Would you rather Have your best friend in every class or Eat only pizza for a year?

Would you rather Have a pet dragon or Be able to run as fast as a cheetah?

Would you rather Be able to talk to animals or Have three eyes?

Would you rather Have to wink at everyone you meet or Have your first date narrated like a sports match?

Would you rather Never need to sleep or Be able to talk to plants?

Would you rather Never eat pizza again or Have dessert before every dinner?

Would you rather Be a famous footballer or Be recognised everywhere you go?

Would you rather Always agree on what to watch or Cook together every evening?

Would you rather Have one big adventure holiday together every year or Plan every date yourself and keep them guessing?

Would you rather Eat only ice cream for a year or Never eat chocolate again?

Would you rather Have a friend who lives next door or Win a team trophy with your friends?

Would you rather Live in a house controlled by your voice or Have headphones that play the perfect song for your mood?

Would you rather Never eat french fries again or Have breakfast food for every meal?

Would you rather Be a famous chef or Have a statue of you in your home town?

Would you rather Be the best player on a football team or Be a champion at hide and seek?

Would you rather Have a pet spider or Be able to fly like a bird?

Would you rather Be able to charge your phone by holding it or Be able to jump as high as a building?

Would you rather Eat only pizza for a year or Have breakfast food for every meal?

Would you rather Have your birthday on a Saturday every year or Make a wish that comes true but only a tiny one?

Would you rather Eat only burgers for a year or Eat only cheese for a year?

Would you rather Always cry at adverts or Have to wink at everyone you meet?

Would you rather Eat only cheese for a year or Eat only noodles for a year?

Would you rather Have ten close friends who adore you but no followers or Be recognised everywhere you go?

Would you rather Never drop a catch or Eat every meal with chopsticks?

Would you rather Be invisible but only when nobody is looking anyway or Eat only pizza for a year?

Would you rather Have a pet dragon or Have a pet penguin?

Would you rather Be the friend everyone calls for advice or Have matching outfits with your best friend for a week?

Would you rather Have a door that opens with a secret password or Eat only ice cream for a year?

Would you rather Have the whole back seat to yourself or Take a train instead and watch the world go by?

Would you rather Win a team trophy with your friends or Have wifi everywhere you go, even in space?

Would you rather Have a white Christmas once every ten years but magical or Have a Christmas tree that never drops needles?

Would you rather Be a famous chef or Be famous for inventing something useful?

Would you rather Have your browser history read aloud at a family dinner or Always cry at adverts?

Would you rather Never eat french fries again or Have glasses that show you people's names?

Would you rather Live in a house controlled by your voice or Have the eyesight of an eagle?