250 Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather Never argue about money or Have your partner plan a mystery date every month?

Would you rather Grow old in a lively city flat together or Renew your vows every ten years somewhere new?

Would you rather Eat only tacos for a year or Eat only sandwiches for a year?

Would you rather Have a backpack that carries itself or Have a game console from the future?

Would you rather Be the best player on a basketball team or Invent a brand new sport?

Would you rather Be able to rewind time by one minute or Have a class pet dragon?

Would you rather Have a water fight every weekend or Watch outdoor movies every Friday night?

Would you rather Never get wet in the rain or Have a skateboard that flies?

Would you rather Have one best friend you've known forever or Trade lunches with a friend every day for a month?

Would you rather Be able to read each other's minds on date night or Finish each other's sentences?

Would you rather Always know what animals are thinking but never tell anyone or Sweat maple syrup?

Would you rather Always agree on where to eat or Plan every date yourself and keep them guessing?

Would you rather Never eat chocolate again or Never eat cake again?

Would you rather Be able to duplicate yourself for one hour a day or Have night vision?

Would you rather Have a big group of good friends or Have a friend who lives next door?

Would you rather Have a drone that follows you and films your life or Have a game console from the future?

Would you rather Eat only burgers for a year or Drink only milkshakes for a year?

Would you rather Get only surprise gifts forever or Wear a Santa hat all December?

Would you rather Never eat french fries again or Have glasses that show you people's names?

Would you rather Stay in one amazing place the whole trip or Stay in fun hotels on the trip?

Would you rather Put ketchup on everything you eat or Put hot sauce on everything you eat?

Would you rather Get only surprise gifts forever or Never wrap a present again and have them wrapped for you?

Would you rather Camp under the stars on the trip or Stay in fun hotels on the trip?

Would you rather Sleep in a new place every night or Take a train instead and watch the world go by?

Would you rather Start a club with your friends or Go camping with your whole class?

Would you rather Build a giant blanket fort or Sleep in a tent in the garden?

Would you rather Never have to take a test again or Win a team trophy with your friends?

Would you rather Have teeth that glow in the dark or Only be able to whisper?

Would you rather Have your house decorated with a million lights or Eat only Christmas sweets for a day?

Would you rather Have a job where you travel monthly or Answer emails only once a week?

Would you rather Have fingers as long as pencils or Smell like fresh cookies all the time?

Would you rather Stay up all night at a sleepover or Have a pillow fight championship?

Would you rather Have a reindeer as a pet or Get only surprise gifts forever?

Would you rather Have feet as big as pizza boxes or Have it rain candy once a week?

Would you rather Never wrap a present again and have them wrapped for you or Spend Christmas on a sunny beach?

Would you rather Have a pillow fight championship or Do makeovers on each other?

Would you rather Have a pillow fight championship or Make popcorn with every topping?

Would you rather Help Santa deliver presents for one night or Build a gingerbread house you can actually live in?

Would you rather Sneeze glitter or Have ears that wiggle when you're excited?

Would you rather Stop at every ice cream shop on the way or Take a train instead and watch the world go by?

Would you rather Go camping with your whole class or Have a sleepover every weekend?

Would you rather Have a pet parrot that talks all day or Have one pet horse?

Would you rather Have a fridge that orders food before it runs out or Have a friend who lives next door?

Would you rather Have a tail like a monkey or Have a pet that never stops growing?

Would you rather Have an elf help you with chores in December or Never wrap a present again and have them wrapped for you?

Would you rather Star in one huge movie and then live quietly or Have your own cooking show?

Would you rather Have one giant gift or Have a famous singer sing happy birthday to you?

Would you rather Receive gifts but never give any or Have snowball fights with the whole street?

Would you rather Be a famous singer or Have a statue of you in your home town?

Would you rather Start a band with your friends or Have a friend who always shares their snacks?

Would you rather Have a friend who is a great cook or Have a friend who knows every game?

Would you rather Have webbed fingers like a frog or Grow a new hairstyle every morning?

Would you rather Eat only sushi for a year or Never eat ice cream again?

Would you rather Play video games as your job or Always win at board games?

Would you rather Eat only Christmas sweets for a day or Build a gingerbread house you can actually live in?

Would you rather Be able to fly or Be able to breathe underwater?

Would you rather Eat Christmas dinner for a week straight or Never wrap a present again and have them wrapped for you?

Would you rather Wear wet socks for a day or Have breath that smells like garlic for a month?

Would you rather Have an ice cream van visit your street daily or Camp in the garden every night of summer?

Would you rather Eat only pizza for a year or Eat only tacos for a year?

Would you rather Have a pet dragon or Have the eyesight of an eagle?

Would you rather Be invisible whenever you want or Be able to teleport anywhere?

Would you rather Be able to walk through walls or Have a photographic memory?

Would you rather Eat a whole lemon without making a face or Have unlimited lives in every game?

Would you rather Eat a spoonful of the world's hottest sauce or Sit on a wet chair?

Would you rather Eat only pizza for a year or Eat the world's spiciest pepper once?

Would you rather Have a robot that cooks for you or Have breakfast in bed every Sunday?

Would you rather Have one best friend you've known forever or Have a friend group that meets every Sunday?

Would you rather Let someone else choose all the music or Stay in one amazing place the whole trip?

Would you rather Run at super speed or Be able to duplicate yourself for one hour a day?

Would you rather Have a big group of good friends or Have matching outfits with your best friend for a week?

Would you rather Have a pet snake or Be able to talk to animals?

Would you rather Be able to balance anything on your head or Be a chess champion?

Would you rather Have a date night every week no matter what or Be able to read each other's minds on date night?

Would you rather Have a water fight every weekend or Stay up late every night of summer?

Would you rather Have a partner who always makes you laugh or Have breakfast in bed together every Sunday?

Would you rather Have a 3D printer that prints any toy or Ride a camel to school?

Would you rather Always laugh at the worst possible moment or Only be able to flirt using cooking metaphors?

Would you rather Get a small thoughtful gift every week or Always agree on what to watch?

Would you rather Eat only sandwiches for a year or Have dessert before every dinner?

Would you rather Have an ice cream van visit your street daily or Have a tree swing over a river?

Would you rather Have a million followers but no famous friends or Have ten close friends who adore you but no followers?

Would you rather Have a slide instead of stairs at school or Be able to eat snacks in class?

Would you rather Win an Olympic gold medal in running or Race a horse on foot and win?

Would you rather Have ten pet puppies or Be able to understand what dogs are thinking?

Would you rather Have a self-driving bike or Have a fridge that orders food before it runs out?

Would you rather Be able to stop time for one hour a day or Be able to grow as tall as a giant?

Would you rather Have your best friend in every class or Eat only pizza for a year?

Would you rather Be the best player on a basketball team or Win an Olympic gold medal in running?

Would you rather Never argue about chores or Grow old in a lively city flat together?

Would you rather Plan every stop of the trip in advance or Visit five small towns?

Would you rather Tell stories with a torch under the blanket or Make friendship bracelets at midnight?

Would you rather Eat a burger with jelly on it or Drink a milkshake made of vegetables?

Would you rather Ride in a submarine or Have a tongue as long as a frog's?

Would you rather Be the best player on a football team or Be a champion at hide and seek?

Would you rather Eat only french fries for a year or Never eat french fries again?

Would you rather Stay up all night at a sleepover or Sleep in a tent in the garden?

Would you rather Sleep in a tent in the garden or Watch three movies in a row?

Would you rather Have a pet monkey or Be able to understand what dogs are thinking?

Would you rather Be the smartest kid in school or Finish school one year early?

Would you rather Eat only pasta for a year or Put ketchup on everything you eat?

Would you rather Always win at board games or Always win at card games?

Would you rather Have all your friends perform a dance at your party or Blow out trick candles that keep relighting?

Would you rather Have a swimming pool at school or Always know the answer when the teacher calls on you?

Would you rather Never eat french fries again or Have a games room in your house?

Would you rather Have ears that wiggle when you're excited or Smell like fresh cookies all the time?

Would you rather Have a water fight every weekend or Have a tree swing over a river?

Would you rather Have a friend who lives in another country you can visit or Win a team trophy with your friends?

Would you rather Always win at board games or Have a skateboard that flies?

Would you rather Sing carols door to door every night in December or Never wrap a present again and have them wrapped for you?

Would you rather Burp every time you say your name or Have teeth that glow in the dark?

Would you rather Be a famous singer or Be a famous actor?

Would you rather Have your texts read aloud at work or Get dating advice only from your parents?

Would you rather Have a friend who lives in another country you can visit or Start a band with your friends?

Would you rather Have hair that changes colour with your mood or Watch the northern lights from your bedroom window?

Would you rather Have a birthday party in a treehouse or Plan your own party down to the last detail?

Would you rather Have eyebrows that move on their own or Only be able to whisper?

Would you rather Have eyebrows that move on their own or Know every language but forget your own?

Would you rather Have a pet unicorn or Be as strong as a bear?

Would you rather Be able to draw anything perfectly or Have a song written about you?

Would you rather Have a pet spider or Be able to swim like a dolphin?

Would you rather Eat only sandwiches for a year or Eat every meal with your hands?

Would you rather Have eyebrows that move on their own or Only be able to shout?

Would you rather Have no homework ever again or Have a class pet dragon?

Would you rather Be able to swim like a dolphin or Have a kangaroo's pouch to carry your things?

Would you rather Have a teacher who never gives detention or Do all your schoolwork outside?

Would you rather Spend every day at the beach all summer or Eat watermelon every day?

Would you rather Have a pet elephant or Ride a camel to school?

Would you rather Have your phone go off loudly in every quiet place or Have to wink at everyone you meet?

Would you rather Be able to talk to animals or Be able to speak every language?

Would you rather Have a trampoline floor in your bedroom or Have a library room in your house?

Would you rather Live in a castle or Have a pet penguin?

Would you rather Drink a milkshake made of vegetables or Wear wet socks for a day?

Would you rather Live in a house shaped like a shoe or Have a door that opens with a secret password?

Would you rather Have a cake made entirely of ice cream or Spend your birthday at the beach?

Would you rather Spend every day at the beach all summer or Have an ice cream van visit your street daily?

Would you rather Have one pet horse or Have ears like a rabbit?

Would you rather Drink only lemonade for a year or Be a champion at hide and seek?

Would you rather Have a longer lunch break every day or Have a swimming pool at school?

Would you rather Choose all the music for the whole trip or Drive a convertible with the top down?

Would you rather Have wifi everywhere you go, even in space or Have a backpack that carries itself?

Would you rather Find a secret swimming spot or Catch fireflies in a jar and let them go?

Would you rather Have a pet unicorn or Sleep in a treehouse with owls?

Would you rather Have a fridge that orders food before it runs out or Have a mirror that compliments you every morning?

Would you rather Have your first date narrated like a sports match or Have autocorrect sabotage one message a day?

Would you rather Sneeze glitter or Have a tongue as long as a frog's?

Would you rather Plan your own party down to the last detail or Have your birthday on a Saturday every year?

Would you rather Have a teacher who never gives detention or Have a robot do your homework but check it yourself?

Would you rather Never need to sleep or Never feel pain?

Would you rather Have night vision or Have perfect memory of everything except names?

Would you rather Never eat pizza again or Eat a whole lemon without making a face?

Would you rather Have an ice cream van visit your street daily or Watch outdoor movies every Friday night?

Would you rather Work only with your best friends or Work nights and have days free?

Would you rather Never sit in traffic on the way to work again or Work only with your best friends?

Would you rather Have 100 small gifts or Spend your birthday at the beach?

Would you rather Have summer last six months or Have two shorter summers a year?

Would you rather Stop at every viewpoint on the way or Choose all the music for the whole trip?

Would you rather Smell like a bin for a week or Sneeze every time you see a dog?

Would you rather Be a famous actor or Be able to go anywhere without being recognised?

Would you rather Eat the world's spiciest pepper once or Be invisible whenever you want?

Would you rather Have a big group of good friends or Have a friend who knows every game?

Would you rather Eat only french fries for a year or Never eat cake again?

Would you rather Finish each other's sentences or Grow old in a cottage by the sea together?

Would you rather Be able to talk to animals or Be able to duplicate yourself for one hour a day?

Would you rather Let someone else choose all the music or Collect a souvenir from every stop?

Would you rather Burp bubbles or Let a snail crawl across your hand?

Would you rather Eat a worm sandwich or Eat a snail pizza?

Would you rather Get only surprise gifts forever or Wrap presents perfectly every time?

Would you rather Never drop a catch or Be able to balance anything on your head?

Would you rather Have two shorter summers a year or Eat watermelon every day?

Would you rather Eat only Christmas sweets for a day or Wear a Santa hat all December?

Would you rather Have spring flowers bloom wherever you walk or Go camping with your whole class?

Would you rather Be able to talk to animals or Be able to walk through walls?

Would you rather Have to high-five everyone you meet or Have an embarrassing ringtone you cannot change?

Would you rather Live in a house controlled by your voice or Have a mirror that compliments you every morning?

Would you rather Eat a worm sandwich or Have a spider as a roommate?

Would you rather Be the funniest kid in school or Finish school one year early?

Would you rather Visit one big city or Collect a souvenir from every stop?

Would you rather Have two shorter summers a year or Watch outdoor movies every Friday night?

Would you rather Have glasses that show you people's names or Be able to fly like a bird?

Would you rather Work in an office with a slide and a nap room or Work nights and have days free?

Would you rather Have one big adventure holiday together every year or Finish each other's sentences?

Would you rather Have unlimited lives in every game or Build the tallest LEGO tower in the world?

Would you rather Be a chess champion or Have roller skates that never make you fall?

Would you rather Be able to rewind time by one minute or Shoot lasers from your eyes?

Would you rather Have a pet monkey or Have a tail like a monkey?

Would you rather Watch three movies in a row or Swap secrets until you fall asleep?

Would you rather Never have to take a test again or Never have to wake up early for school?

Would you rather Never miss a goal in football or Beat a robot at table tennis?

Would you rather Have a nose that honks when you sneeze or Be able to jump as high as a building?

Would you rather Have meetings only while walking or Have an office in a treehouse?

Would you rather Be able to understand what dogs are thinking or Have a kangaroo's pouch to carry your things?

Would you rather Be able to teleport anywhere or Be able to duplicate yourself for one hour a day?

Would you rather Have 100 small gifts or Have a bounce house in your garden for your birthday week?

Would you rather Never feel pain or Be able to duplicate yourself for one hour a day?

Would you rather Be able to talk to animals or Live next door to a zoo?

Would you rather Eat a lemon with the peel on or Have breath that smells like garlic for a month?

Would you rather Sleep in a tent in the garden or Wake up first and plan a surprise breakfast?

Would you rather Eat only noodles for a year or Never eat chocolate again?

Would you rather Let someone else choose all the music or Camp under the stars on the trip?

Would you rather Have a tail like a monkey or Have a pet that stays a baby forever?

Would you rather Have a teacher who never gives detention or Have school start at noon?

Would you rather Have it snow every Christmas Day or Have an elf help you with chores in December?

Would you rather Be able to stop time for one hour a day or Be able to talk to plants?

Would you rather Live through the same perfect day twice or Live in a house controlled by your voice?

Would you rather Have a birthday party at a zoo or Have a cake made entirely of ice cream?

Would you rather Get one gift you choose yourself or Wear a Santa hat all December?

Would you rather Have stretchy arms like rubber or Be able to speak every language?

Would you rather Always have to dance when music plays in public or Have your browser history read aloud at a family dinner?

Would you rather Give gifts but never receive any or Receive gifts but never give any?

Would you rather Celebrate your birthday for a whole week or Have all your friends perform a dance at your party?

Would you rather Have two shorter summers a year or Have a lemonade stand that everyone loves?

Would you rather Have no homework ever again or Have a teacher who never gives detention?

Would you rather Eat a snail pizza or Eat a burger with jelly on it?

Would you rather Play board games until midnight or Swap secrets until you fall asleep?

Would you rather Have free lunch at work every day or Take a three-month holiday every year on lower pay?

Would you rather Have shoes that tie themselves or Have a drone that follows you and films your life?

Would you rather Build a giant blanket fort or Make popcorn with every topping?

Would you rather Eat only pancakes for a year or Never eat pizza again?

Would you rather Blow out trick candles that keep relighting or Have your birthday off school and work forever?

Would you rather Drive along the coast for a week or Have the whole back seat to yourself?

Would you rather Be famous for inventing something useful or Have your own cooking show?

Would you rather Be a chess champion or Have a skateboard that flies?

Would you rather Have a nose that honks when you sneeze or Have three eyes?

Would you rather Do all your schoolwork on a tablet or Do all your schoolwork outside?

Would you rather Have a friend who knows every game or Be invisible but only when nobody is looking anyway?

Would you rather Have a tree growing through your living room or Never have to do chores again?

Would you rather Never feel pain or Be able to change the weather?

Would you rather Have fingers as long as pencils or Have webbed fingers like a frog?

Would you rather Celebrate your birthday for a whole week or Spend your birthday at the beach?

Would you rather Drive through mountains for a week or Sit in the front seat the whole trip?

Would you rather Have a birthday party at a water park or Have your birthday off school and work forever?

Would you rather Never argue about chores or Have a song that is only yours as a couple?

Would you rather Only communicate by singing for a year or Be able to charge your phone by holding it?

Would you rather Have your phone go off loudly in every quiet place or Have your love life rated by your grandparents?

Would you rather Have matching outfits with your best friend for a week or Have a sleepover every weekend?

Would you rather Have a four-day work week forever or Have a boss who gives Fridays off in summer?

Would you rather Have a boss who gives Fridays off in summer or Never do paperwork again?

Would you rather Never get wet in the rain or Have roller skates that never make you fall?

Would you rather Work from home forever or Work early mornings and finish at noon?

Would you rather Have a secret room in your house or Have a hammock instead of a bed?

Would you rather Eat only chocolate for a year or Never eat pizza again?

Would you rather Talk in a squeaky voice for a week or Smell like popcorn all the time?

Would you rather Share a secret language with your best friend or Have a friend group that meets every Sunday?

Would you rather Have all your friends perform a dance at your party or Spend your birthday in the snow?

Would you rather Play video games as your job or Have unlimited lives in every game?

Would you rather Drive a campervan with a kitchen or Drive a convertible with the top down?

Would you rather Get a massage chair at your desk or Work only with your best friends?

Would you rather Be able to read minds or Be able to change the weather?

Would you rather Have your first date narrated like a sports match or Get dating advice only from your parents?