School-safe and discussion-worthy: questions a 5th grade class can argue about happily for a whole Friday afternoon.
1 Would you rather Have a bounce house in your garden for your birthday week or Make a wish that comes true but only a tiny one ?
Birthday Funny π₯ π€ π
2 Would you rather Eat only ice cream for a year or Never eat burgers again ?
Food Funny π₯ π€ π
3 Would you rather Go on a road trip with three friends or Trade lunches with a friend every day for a month ?
Friends Funny π₯ π€ π
4 Would you rather See yourself at age 80 or See the world in 1,000 years ?
Time Deep π₯ π€ π
5 Would you rather Live on a farm with 100 animals or Live where it snows all year ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
6 Would you rather Know the cause of your death or Never be able to lie but sometimes hurt feelings ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
7 Would you rather Never eat burgers again or Have breakfast food for every meal ?
Food Funny π₯ π€ π
8 Would you rather Get paid to travel the world for a year or Work four days a week forever at the same pay ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
9 Would you rather Get $10,000 right now, once or Get paid to taste-test desserts for a year ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
10 Would you rather Live in a cave with wifi or Travel back to the time of dinosaurs ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
11 Would you rather Be the friend who plans all the fun or Have a friend who always shares their snacks ?
Friends Funny π₯ π€ π
12 Would you rather Play video games as your job or Design your own video game ?
Sports & Play Funny π₯ π€ π
13 Would you rather Always know what animals are thinking but never tell anyone or Have a map of buried treasure with no scale ?
Impossible Hard π₯ π€ π
14 Would you rather Cry sprinkles instead of tears or Have one giant ear ?
Body & Senses Funny π₯ π€ π
15 Would you rather Get paid to test video games for a year or Get paid to taste-test desserts for a year ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
16 Would you rather Have wifi everywhere you go, even in space or Have a backpack that carries itself ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
17 Would you rather Be a famous singer or Be a famous actor ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
18 Would you rather Take a trip with no plan at all or Plan every stop of the trip in advance ?
Road Trip Funny π₯ π€ π
19 Would you rather Have a tail like a monkey or Have a pet that stays a baby forever ?
Animals Funny π₯ π€ π
20 Would you rather Live in a house controlled by your voice or Talk to anyone in the world through a hologram ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
21 Would you rather Build a gingerbread house you can actually live in or Spend Christmas at a snowy cabin ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
22 Would you rather See the world in 100 years or See the world in 1,000 years ?
Time Deep π₯ π€ π
23 Would you rather Eat only noodles for a year or Eat every meal with your hands ?
Food Funny π₯ π€ π
24 Would you rather Live in a houseboat or Live in a house made of candy ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
25 Would you rather Be able to do a backflip whenever you want or Never drop a catch ?
Sports & Play Funny π₯ π€ π
26 Would you rather Have it snow every Christmas Day or Have an elf help you with chores in December ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
27 Would you rather Live a normal-length life that is extraordinary or Live without television and streaming ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
28 Would you rather Be able to balance anything on your head or Be a chess champion ?
Sports & Play Funny π₯ π€ π
29 Would you rather Be a famous actor or Have your own cooking show ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
30 Would you rather Write a book everyone reads at school or Have a statue of you in your home town ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
31 Would you rather Have a birthday party at a water park or Have a bounce house in your garden for your birthday week ?
Birthday Funny π₯ π€ π
32 Would you rather Be able to relive one day from your past or Be loved by everyone you meet ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
33 Would you rather Have a self-driving bike or Have an alarm clock that cooks breakfast ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
34 Would you rather Fall asleep first but wake up to pancakes or Sleep under glow-in-the-dark stars ?
Sleepover Funny π₯ π€ π
35 Would you rather Have a robot best friend or Have an alarm clock that cooks breakfast ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
36 Would you rather Have a bed that makes itself or Have breakfast in bed every Sunday ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
37 Would you rather Stay up all night at a sleepover or Do makeovers on each other ?
Sleepover Funny π₯ π€ π
38 Would you rather Have a pet monkey or Burp every time you say your name ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
39 Would you rather Have a hammock instead of a bed or Have a door that opens with a secret password ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
40 Would you rather Be able to heal any injury instantly or Have night vision ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
41 Would you rather Have a cake made entirely of ice cream or Have one giant gift ?
Birthday Funny π₯ π€ π
42 Would you rather Have wifi everywhere you go, even in space or Live where it snows all year ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
43 Would you rather Live where it's summer all year or Explore a jungle temple ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
44 Would you rather Have super strength or Never feel pain ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
45 Would you rather Live in a castle or Explore a jungle temple ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
46 Would you rather Eat only chocolate for a year or Put ketchup on everything you eat ?
Food Funny π₯ π€ π
47 Would you rather Never pay for food again or Find a wallet with $500 and no ID ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
48 Would you rather Have a pet dragon or Be able to understand what dogs are thinking ?
Animals Funny π₯ π€ π
49 Would you rather Have shoes that tie themselves or Have a computer that reads your mind ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
50 Would you rather Have a games room in your house or Eat only ice cream for a year ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
51 Would you rather Have a tree growing through your living room or Paint your bedroom a new colour every month ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
52 Would you rather Have a piΓ±ata that never breaks until the last sweet or Have your birthday off school and work forever ?
Birthday Funny π₯ π€ π
53 Would you rather Have x-ray vision or Never need to sleep ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
54 Would you rather Always win at board games or Build the tallest LEGO tower in the world ?
Sports & Play Funny π₯ π€ π
55 Would you rather Be the friend who plans all the fun or Have a sleepover every weekend ?
Friends Funny π₯ π€ π
56 Would you rather Never be able to lie but sometimes hurt feelings or Live without the internet ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
57 Would you rather Have a birthday party at a zoo or Have one giant gift ?
Birthday Funny π₯ π€ π
58 Would you rather Have a dance party in pyjamas or Wake up first and plan a surprise breakfast ?
Sleepover Funny π₯ π€ π
59 Would you rather Have a trampoline floor in your bedroom or Build the tallest LEGO tower in the world ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
60 Would you rather Eat only tacos for a year or Eat only pancakes for a year ?
Food Funny π₯ π€ π
61 Would you rather Earn double pay for half the hours or Receive $50 every time you make someone laugh ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
62 Would you rather Visit the bottom of the ocean or Live where it snows all year ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
63 Would you rather Be a famous scientist or Be the funniest person in your town ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
64 Would you rather Have a white Christmas once every ten years but magical or Have a reindeer as a pet ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
65 Would you rather Have an alarm clock that cooks breakfast or Have a friend who lives in another country you can visit ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
66 Would you rather Always have a cool breeze follow you or Have a photographic memory ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
67 Would you rather Have matching outfits with your best friend for a week or Have a sleepover every weekend ?
Friends Funny π₯ π€ π
68 Would you rather Be the smartest person alive but unable to explain anything simply or Live forever but watch everyone you know grow old ?
Impossible Hard π₯ π€ π
69 Would you rather Have a dance party in pyjamas or Have a treasure hunt in the dark with torches ?
Sleepover Funny π₯ π€ π
70 Would you rather Have a big group of good friends or Share a secret language with your best friend ?
Friends Funny π₯ π€ π
71 Would you rather Eat every meal with your hands or Have a pet parrot that talks all day ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
72 Would you rather Have winter all year or Have rainbows appear whenever you want ?
Weather & Seasons Silly π₯ π€ π
73 Would you rather Know the date of your death or Know the answer to every question you are asked ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
74 Would you rather Be able to grow as tall as a giant or Be able to duplicate yourself for one hour a day ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
75 Would you rather Live through the same perfect day twice or Live in a house controlled by your voice ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
76 Would you rather Be able to forget one memory forever or Keep your memories but lose all your photos ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
77 Would you rather Build a giant blanket fort or Play board games until midnight ?
Sleepover Funny π₯ π€ π
78 Would you rather Have a waterbed or Have a robot that cleans your room ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
79 Would you rather Be invisible but only when nobody is looking anyway or Breathe underwater but only in fresh water ?
Impossible Hard π₯ π€ π
80 Would you rather Visit ancient Egypt or Visit the first day of your school ?
Time Deep π₯ π€ π
81 Would you rather Have a boring job that pays double or Get paid to test video games for a year ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
82 Would you rather Sleep in a treehouse with owls or Have ears that wiggle when you're excited ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
83 Would you rather Be invisible whenever you want or Always win at board games ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
84 Would you rather Have the whole back seat to yourself or Visit one big city ?
Road Trip Funny π₯ π€ π
85 Would you rather Be able to teleport anywhere or Have a photographic memory ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
86 Would you rather Visit the first day of your school or Get one extra hour every day that only you can use ?
Time Deep π₯ π€ π
87 Would you rather Live 500 years in good health or Live without television and streaming ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
88 Would you rather Never have to do chores again or Never have to tidy your room again ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
89 Would you rather Have a job you love that pays average money or Get paid to taste-test desserts for a year ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
90 Would you rather Live in a cave with wifi or Sail around the world ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
91 Would you rather Have snowball fights with the whole street or Spend Christmas at a snowy cabin ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
92 Would you rather Have a fridge that orders food before it runs out or Be able to charge your phone by holding it ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
93 Would you rather Get one gift you choose yourself or Never wrap a present again and have them wrapped for you ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
94 Would you rather Have a bed that makes itself or Have glow-in-the-dark walls ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
95 Would you rather Have summer all year or Have it snow ice cream once a week ?
Weather & Seasons Silly π₯ π€ π
96 Would you rather Be a famous actor or Be able to go anywhere without being recognised ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
97 Would you rather Be able to draw anything perfectly or Be able to go anywhere without being recognised ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
98 Would you rather Have a longer lunch break every day or Be the smartest kid in school ?
School Funny π₯ π€ π
99 Would you rather Star in one huge movie and then live quietly or Have your own cooking show ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
100 Would you rather Stay up all night at a sleepover or Make popcorn with every topping ?
Sleepover Funny π₯ π€ π
101 Would you rather Live on a tropical island or Live on a farm with 100 animals ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
102 Would you rather Have a swimming pool in your backyard or Have glow-in-the-dark walls ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
103 Would you rather Have a robot that cleans your room or Paint your bedroom a new colour every month ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
104 Would you rather Stay in fun hotels on the trip or Take a train instead and watch the world go by ?
Road Trip Funny π₯ π€ π
105 Would you rather Never drop a catch or Always win at card games ?
Sports & Play Funny π₯ π€ π
106 Would you rather Catch fireflies in a jar and let them go or Have a tree swing over a river ?
Summer Funny π₯ π€ π
107 Would you rather Visit five small towns or Collect a souvenir from every stop ?
Road Trip Funny π₯ π€ π
108 Would you rather Eat only sandwiches for a year or Eat the world's spiciest pepper once ?
Food Funny π₯ π€ π
109 Would you rather Run at super speed or Be able to jump as high as a building ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
110 Would you rather Have hair that changes colour with your mood or Hiccup every time you laugh ?
Body & Senses Funny π₯ π€ π
111 Would you rather Have a white Christmas once every ten years but magical or Eat Christmas dinner for a week straight ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
112 Would you rather Sweat maple syrup or Have wheels instead of feet ?
Body & Senses Funny π₯ π€ π
113 Would you rather Have an ice cream van visit your street daily or Ride your bike everywhere all summer ?
Summer Funny π₯ π€ π
114 Would you rather Be able to duplicate yourself for one hour a day or Always win at card games ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
115 Would you rather Be able to run as fast as a cheetah or Only be able to shout ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
116 Would you rather Get $10,000 right now, once or Get paid to test video games for a year ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
117 Would you rather Have a pet dragon or Have a robot that does your chores but sings while it works ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
118 Would you rather Have a slide instead of stairs at school or Have a swimming pool at school ?
School Funny π₯ π€ π
119 Would you rather Have your house decorated with a million lights or Get one gift you choose yourself ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
120 Would you rather Always win at card games or Build the tallest LEGO tower in the world ?
Sports & Play Funny π₯ π€ π
121 Would you rather Always know what animals are thinking but never tell anyone or Be young forever but never be taken seriously ?
Impossible Hard π₯ π€ π
122 Would you rather Have a slide instead of stairs at school or Have your school day end at lunch ?
School Funny π₯ π€ π
123 Would you rather Have a pet parrot that talks all day or Have one pet horse ?
Animals Funny π₯ π€ π
124 Would you rather Have a million followers but no famous friends or Be interviewed on TV once ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
125 Would you rather Live in a house controlled by your voice or Have a door in your house that opens to anywhere but only once ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
126 Would you rather Be able to read minds or Run at super speed ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
127 Would you rather Never get wet in the rain or Have roller skates that never make you fall ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
128 Would you rather Have three eyes or Sweat maple syrup ?
Body & Senses Funny π₯ π€ π
129 Would you rather Have a chocolate fountain in your kitchen or Have a library room in your house ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
130 Would you rather Have a pet dragon or Sneeze glitter ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
131 Would you rather Live on a tropical island or Sleep in a tent under the stars every night for a month ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
132 Would you rather Fall asleep first but wake up to pancakes or Swap secrets until you fall asleep ?
Sleepover Funny π₯ π€ π
133 Would you rather Have wifi everywhere you go, even in space or Be able to charge your phone by holding it ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
134 Would you rather Be the best player on a basketball team or Have unlimited lives in every game ?
Sports & Play Funny π₯ π€ π
135 Would you rather Be able to walk through walls or Have night vision ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
136 Would you rather Visit the moon or Travel 100 years into the future ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
137 Would you rather Live forever but watch everyone you know grow old or Live in a cave with wifi ?
Mixed Silly π₯ π€ π
138 Would you rather Have a Christmas tree that never drops needles or Have snowball fights with the whole street ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
139 Would you rather Be the funniest person in your town or Have a song written about you ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
140 Would you rather Know exactly how the stock market moves tomorrow, once or Give up your phone for a year for $5,000 ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
141 Would you rather Have a trampoline floor in your bedroom or Have rainbows appear whenever you want ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
142 Would you rather Watch three movies in a row or Tell stories with a torch under the blanket ?
Sleepover Funny π₯ π€ π
143 Would you rather Have the whole back seat to yourself or Take a train instead and watch the world go by ?
Road Trip Funny π₯ π€ π
144 Would you rather Cry sprinkles instead of tears or Have wheels instead of feet ?
Body & Senses Funny π₯ π€ π
145 Would you rather Have a robot best friend or Have a 3D printer that prints any toy ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
146 Would you rather Get $10,000 right now, once or Get paid to travel the world for a year ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
147 Would you rather Be invisible but only when nobody is looking anyway or Read minds but only your own from yesterday ?
Impossible Hard π₯ π€ π
148 Would you rather Eat only pasta for a year or Have breakfast food for every meal ?
Food Funny π₯ π€ π
149 Would you rather Be invisible whenever you want or Be able to change the weather ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
150 Would you rather Always be able to make people laugh or Give up all your photos and memories of one year ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
151 Would you rather Live in a castle or Have a pet penguin ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
152 Would you rather Have x-ray vision or Be able to heal any injury instantly ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
153 Would you rather Have a robot that cleans your room or Have a door that opens with a secret password ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
154 Would you rather Have a game console from the future or Be the funniest kid in school ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
155 Would you rather Get $100 every day for a year or Win $1 million but share half with a stranger ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
156 Would you rather Never drop a catch or Play video games as your job ?
Sports & Play Funny π₯ π€ π
157 Would you rather Have a secret room in your house or Paint your bedroom a new colour every month ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
158 Would you rather Smell like popcorn all the time or Have wheels instead of feet ?
Body & Senses Funny π₯ π€ π
159 Would you rather Have a mirror that compliments you every morning or Have a game console from the future ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
160 Would you rather Have a tree growing through your living room or Be able to swim like a dolphin ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
161 Would you rather Have a trampoline floor in your bedroom or Have a bed that makes itself ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
162 Would you rather Never eat french fries again or Have glasses that show you people's names ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
163 Would you rather Always know when someone is lying or Live a normal-length life that is extraordinary ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
164 Would you rather Have dinner with a famous artist from history or Know what you will be famous for before it happens ?
Time Deep π₯ π€ π
165 Would you rather Sing carols door to door every night in December or Wrap presents perfectly every time ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
166 Would you rather Be the best player on a basketball team or Be the funniest kid in school ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
167 Would you rather Have more time in every day or Never feel embarrassed again ?
Life & Choices Deep π₯ π€ π
168 Would you rather Have a robot that cooks for you or Have a mirror that compliments you every morning ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
169 Would you rather Win $1 million but share half with a stranger or Have free rent for life ?
Money Deep π₯ π€ π
170 Would you rather Visit the age of dinosaurs or See the world in 100 years ?
Time Deep π₯ π€ π
171 Would you rather Spend Christmas on a sunny beach or Have Christmas twice a year ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
172 Would you rather Be able to play any instrument instantly or Have your own cooking show ?
Fame & Talent Funny π₯ π€ π
173 Would you rather Have a trampoline floor in your bedroom or Live in a house shaped like a shoe ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
174 Would you rather Have wifi everywhere you go, even in space or Have a robot that does your chores but sings while it works ?
Technology Funny π₯ π€ π
175 Would you rather Be able to rewind time by one minute or Shoot lasers from your eyes ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
176 Would you rather Live in a cave with wifi or Ride in a submarine ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
177 Would you rather Have a pet dragon or Be able to run as fast as a cheetah ?
Animals Funny π₯ π€ π
178 Would you rather Have a game console from the future or Have a holiday home on the beach ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
179 Would you rather Swim in a pool every day of the year or Have autumn leaves fall in slow motion ?
Weather & Seasons Silly π₯ π€ π
180 Would you rather Be the smartest person alive but unable to explain anything simply or Walk on water but only when it's raining ?
Impossible Hard π₯ π€ π
181 Would you rather Tell stories with a torch under the blanket or Swap secrets until you fall asleep ?
Sleepover Funny π₯ π€ π
182 Would you rather Have a slide from your bedroom to the kitchen or Live in a house with 20 pets ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
183 Would you rather Be able to jump as high as a building or Have stretchy arms like rubber ?
Superpowers Funny π₯ π€ π
184 Would you rather Stop at every ice cream shop on the way or Drive a campervan with a kitchen ?
Road Trip Funny π₯ π€ π
185 Would you rather Eat watermelon every day or Have a barbecue every Sunday ?
Summer Funny π₯ π€ π
186 Would you rather Play video games as your job or Have a robot that does your chores but sings while it works ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
187 Would you rather Burp every time you say your name or Talk in a super deep voice for a week ?
Body & Senses Funny π₯ π€ π
188 Would you rather Have a tree growing through your living room or Have a swimming pool in your backyard ?
Home Life Funny π₯ π€ π
189 Would you rather Have a cake made entirely of ice cream or Celebrate your birthday for a whole week ?
Birthday Funny π₯ π€ π
190 Would you rather Never eat pizza again or Drink only lemonade for a year ?
Food Funny π₯ π€ π
191 Would you rather Live in a house made of candy or Burp every time you say your name ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
192 Would you rather Run at super speed or Have a pet snake ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
193 Would you rather Have a longer lunch break every day or Have a class pet dragon ?
School Funny π₯ π€ π
194 Would you rather Never get wet in the rain or Watch the northern lights from your bedroom window ?
Weather & Seasons Silly π₯ π€ π
195 Would you rather Be able to pause time during exams or Be able to rewind embarrassing moments ?
Time Deep π₯ π€ π
196 Would you rather Talk in a super deep voice for a week or Only be able to shout ?
Body & Senses Funny π₯ π€ π
197 Would you rather Travel back to the time of dinosaurs or Have a holiday home on the beach ?
Travel & Places Silly π₯ π€ π
198 Would you rather Have unlimited lives in every game or Swim in a pool every day of the year ?
Mixed Funny π₯ π€ π
199 Would you rather Have a Christmas tree that never drops needles or Build a gingerbread house you can actually live in ?
Christmas Funny π₯ π€ π
200 Would you rather Have a tree swing over a river or Have a barbecue every Sunday ?
Summer Funny π₯ π€ π