These are the questions that split players closest to 50/50 — the ones guaranteed to start an argument at any party. Ranked by how evenly the vote falls; the board updates as new votes come in.
1 Would you rather Eat only pasta for a year or Put hot sauce on everything you eat ?
Food Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
2 Would you rather Have a pet elephant or Be able to run as fast as a cheetah ?
Animals Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
3 Would you rather Have a pet parrot that talks all day or Be able to understand what dogs are thinking ?
Animals Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
4 Would you rather Have a pet unicorn or Be able to swim like a dolphin ?
Animals Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
5 Would you rather Have a pet unicorn or Be as strong as a bear ?
Animals Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
6 Would you rather Have a pet elephant or Have a pet parrot that talks all day ?
Animals Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
7 Would you rather Be able to heal any injury instantly or Be able to duplicate yourself for one hour a day ?
Superpowers Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
8 Would you rather Have super strength or Never feel pain ?
Superpowers Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
9 Would you rather Be able to walk through walls or Have a photographic memory ?
Superpowers Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
10 Would you rather Be able to read minds or Have a photographic memory ?
Superpowers Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
11 Would you rather Never feel pain or Shoot lasers from your eyes ?
Superpowers Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
12 Would you rather Be able to teleport anywhere or Have x-ray vision ?
Superpowers Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
13 Would you rather Have super strength or Have x-ray vision ?
Superpowers Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
14 Would you rather Trade places with your teacher for a day or Have school start at noon ?
School Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
15 Would you rather Have recess three times a day or Be able to eat snacks in class ?
School Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
16 Would you rather Have school start at noon or Have recess three times a day ?
School Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
17 Would you rather Have a class pet dragon or Never have to wake up early for school ?
School Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
18 Would you rather Hiccup every time you laugh or Grow a new hairstyle every morning ?
Body & Senses Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
19 Would you rather Have a nose that honks when you sneeze or Have eyebrows that move on their own ?
Body & Senses Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
20 Would you rather Have hair that changes colour with your mood or Have wheels instead of feet ?
Body & Senses Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
21 Would you rather Fly in a hot air balloon over your town or Sleep in a tent under the stars every night for a month ?
Travel & Places Silly 🔥 🤔 😂
22 Would you rather Live in a cave with wifi or Travel 100 years into the future ?
Travel & Places Silly 🔥 🤔 😂
23 Would you rather Have winter all year or Make it snow on your birthday every year ?
Weather & Seasons Silly 🔥 🤔 😂
24 Would you rather Never have to do chores again or Have a library room in your house ?
Home Life Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
25 Would you rather Have a games room in your house or Live in a house shaped like a shoe ?
Home Life Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
26 Would you rather Have a cinema room in your house or Live in a house with 20 pets ?
Home Life Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
27 Would you rather Paint your bedroom a new colour every month or Have a door that opens with a secret password ?
Home Life Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
28 Would you rather Have a library room in your house or Paint your bedroom a new colour every month ?
Home Life Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
29 Would you rather Have a chocolate fountain in your kitchen or Have a library room in your house ?
Home Life Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
30 Would you rather Always win at board games or Build the tallest LEGO tower in the world ?
Sports & Play Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
31 Would you rather Win an Olympic gold medal in swimming or Never drop a catch ?
Sports & Play Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
32 Would you rather Design your own video game or Always win at card games ?
Sports & Play Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
33 Would you rather Be able to charge your phone by holding it or Talk to anyone in the world through a hologram ?
Technology Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
34 Would you rather Have a backpack that carries itself or Have a fridge that orders food before it runs out ?
Technology Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
35 Would you rather Have an alarm clock that cooks breakfast or Have a mirror that compliments you every morning ?
Technology Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
36 Would you rather Get $10,000 right now, once or Retire at 65 very wealthy ?
Money Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
37 Would you rather Give up social media forever for $20,000 or Retire at 65 very wealthy ?
Money Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
38 Would you rather Win $1 million but share half with a stranger or Work four days a week forever at the same pay ?
Money Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
39 Would you rather Get $100 every day for a year or Earn double pay for half the hours ?
Money Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
40 Would you rather Be the best dancer you know or Write a book everyone reads at school ?
Fame & Talent Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
41 Would you rather Be a famous actor or Be a famous footballer ?
Fame & Talent Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
42 Would you rather Have your own cooking show or Write a book everyone reads at school ?
Fame & Talent Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
43 Would you rather Be a famous chef or Have a song written about you ?
Fame & Talent Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
44 Would you rather Know all the languages of the world or Have more time in every day ?
Life & Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
45 Would you rather Have more time in every day or Never feel embarrassed again ?
Life & Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
46 Would you rather Have a constant pebble in your shoe or Sleep on the floor for a year ?
Hard Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
47 Would you rather Never be able to whisper or Cry instead of sweat ?
Hard Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
48 Would you rather Always sing instead of speaking or Lose your sense of taste ?
Hard Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
49 Would you rather Only ever drink water for life or Cry instead of sweat ?
Hard Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
50 Would you rather Never be able to use a phone again or Lose your sense of taste ?
Hard Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
51 Would you rather Never be able to whisper or Live without clocks ?
Hard Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
52 Would you rather Sweat instead of cry or Sleep on the floor for a year ?
Hard Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
53 Would you rather Always feel too warm or Sleep on the floor for a year ?
Hard Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
54 Would you rather Never be able to use a phone again or Never be able to use a computer again ?
Hard Choices Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
55 Would you rather Eat ice cream with ketchup or Lick a frozen pole once ?
Gross Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
56 Would you rather Eat a raw onion like an apple or Eat ice cream with ketchup ?
Gross Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
57 Would you rather Sneeze every time you see a dog or Clean a hundred dirty dishes ?
Gross Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
58 Would you rather Always know what animals are thinking but never tell anyone or Teleport but only to places you have already been ?
Impossible Hard 🔥 🤔 😂
59 Would you rather Have unlimited money that you can only spend on other people or Breathe underwater but only in fresh water ?
Impossible Hard 🔥 🤔 😂
60 Would you rather Be invisible but only when nobody is looking anyway or Live forever but watch everyone you know grow old ?
Impossible Hard 🔥 🤔 😂
61 Would you rather Be the smartest person alive but unable to explain anything simply or Always win arguments but lose friends over it ?
Impossible Hard 🔥 🤔 😂
62 Would you rather Get a surprise romantic trip every year or Grow old in a lively city flat together ?
Love & Couples Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
63 Would you rather Have a partner who always listens perfectly or Dance in the kitchen every night ?
Love & Couples Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
64 Would you rather Have a partner who always makes you laugh or Always split the last slice fairly ?
Love & Couples Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
65 Would you rather Have a friend who always shares their snacks or Have a friend who knows every game ?
Friends Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
66 Would you rather Have a friend who lives next door or Have a sleepover every weekend ?
Friends Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
67 Would you rather Have a friend who is a great cook or Have a friend who knows every game ?
Friends Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
68 Would you rather Have one best friend you've known forever or Have a friend who knows every game ?
Friends Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
69 Would you rather Visit ancient Egypt or Visit ancient Rome ?
Time Deep 🔥 🤔 😂
70 Would you rather Give gifts but never receive any or Spend Christmas on a sunny beach ?
Christmas Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
71 Would you rather Eat Christmas dinner for a week straight or Have snowball fights with the whole street ?
Christmas Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
72 Would you rather Visit a haunted house that is very scary but you hold the flashlight or Turn into a bat for one night ?
Halloween Gross 🔥 🤔 😂
73 Would you rather Meet a friendly ghost or Have a black cat that follows you everywhere ?
Halloween Gross 🔥 🤔 😂
74 Would you rather Celebrate your birthday for a whole week or Have your birthday off school and work forever ?
Birthday Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
75 Would you rather Have a surprise party every year or Have one giant gift ?
Birthday Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
76 Would you rather Have your birthday on a Saturday every year or Celebrate your birthday for a whole week ?
Birthday Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
77 Would you rather Choose all the music for the whole trip or Drive a convertible with the top down ?
Road Trip Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
78 Would you rather Drive a convertible with the top down or Take a photo at every stop and make an album ?
Road Trip Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
79 Would you rather Stay in fun hotels on the trip or Drive a convertible with the top down ?
Road Trip Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
80 Would you rather Play board games until midnight or Have a dance party in pyjamas ?
Sleepover Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
81 Would you rather Stay up all night at a sleepover or Sleep in a tent in the garden ?
Sleepover Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
82 Would you rather Sleep under glow-in-the-dark stars or Make friendship bracelets at midnight ?
Sleepover Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
83 Would you rather Have summer last six months or Ride your bike everywhere all summer ?
Summer Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
84 Would you rather Have summer last six months or Have a tree swing over a river ?
Summer Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
85 Would you rather Find a secret swimming spot or Get up early and have the beach to yourself ?
Summer Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
86 Would you rather Spend the summer at a lake cabin or Get up early and have the beach to yourself ?
Summer Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
87 Would you rather Find a secret swimming spot or Catch fireflies in a jar and let them go ?
Summer Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
88 Would you rather Have two shorter summers a year or Eat watermelon every day ?
Summer Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
89 Would you rather Have your love life rated by your grandparents or Always be the one who has to call the restaurant ?
Adults After Dark Adults After Dark 🔥 🤔 😂
90 Would you rather Have recess three times a day or Have a sleepover every weekend ?
Mixed Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
91 Would you rather Be the best player on a basketball team or Be the funniest kid in school ?
Mixed Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
92 Would you rather Swim in a pool every day of the year or Be able to run as fast as a cheetah ?
Mixed Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
93 Would you rather Eat only pancakes for a year or Have a pet monkey ?
Mixed Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
94 Would you rather Only communicate by singing for a year or Be able to charge your phone by holding it ?
Mixed Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
95 Would you rather Have the eyesight of an eagle or Have unlimited money that you can only spend on other people ?
Mixed Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
96 Would you rather Eat only cheese for a year or Have breakfast food for every meal ?
Food Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
97 Would you rather Never eat pizza again or Drink only lemonade for a year ?
Food Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
98 Would you rather Eat only chocolate for a year or Eat only cheese for a year ?
Food Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
99 Would you rather Eat only burgers for a year or Eat every meal with chopsticks ?
Food Funny 🔥 🤔 😂
100 Would you rather Eat only french fries for a year or Eat only noodles for a year ?
Food Funny 🔥 🤔 😂